Ping-Pong show, Thailand

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So our second night in Bangkok, my hubby and I went to go see the very famous ping pong show. I have heard and read a lot about this show but it always seemed surreal to me that people (Asians) were this sexually talented therefore I wanted to see for myself. (No judgement)

How we actually got to see the show was sort of a peer pressure from a taxi driver. Our initial plan after a day trip from kanachanalburi was to head to Papong and sample street food and have some drinks but our cab driver convinced us that there was no food in papong and that he knew a very nice and cheap restaurant that he could take us to. Then he recommended that we go to see the best show in Bangkok-Ping Pong.

I immediately lit up when I heard ping pong because like I mentioned before I've heard about it and wanted to see it with my own eyes. And we were very hungry so we agreed to eat at his restaurant recommendation. Our biggest mistake was trusting that taxi driver was going to actually take us to a "cheap" restaurant. (I will elaborate in a later blog) He took us to a nice seafood restaurant, it was everything he described but cheap. The concept was good...you pick out what live fish, lobster or prawn you want then they make it for it. It would have been nice if the prices weren't ridiculous. I truly believe that the taxi drivers have some sort of contracts with certain restaurants.

After our dinner, he drove us to papong 3, where the show is. The building is a regular building with no identifying signs. Being a stranger, I thought it was someone's house before we actually entered. it was very discreet. He gave us a few ground rules before getting out of the taxi. There are absolutely no pictures or phones. Upon entering,the first thing i saw was a very small lobby area, there was a very old man as their receptionist or security whatever they them collecting entry fee which was 180 bahts ($5) per person including a drink. Then after this, you walk into the "actual" club, also very small. The setup inside the club is similar to a strip club in the states. The is a small stage with 4 poles on each corner of the stage and chairs and tables set up around the it for the audience. There was also a small bar area in the back and a door next to it where the performers came out of. The lights were dimmed and there was music playing. The type of music depended on the performance.

The first performance we walked in on was the actual "ping pong". The performer was standing on the stage with only her bra on and a jar with ping pong balls and a hat next to it. Her talent was to throw the balls from out of her coochie into the hat. Each ball that made it into the hat received a cheer from the audience. The next act also removed her underwear and left her bra on. She pulled out a glow in the dark string with balls on it from her coochie. She wrapped the string around the poles and did a little dance with it while some strings still in her coochie. After the act she pulled the entire thing out which looked about 20ft. Smh there were a couple more string performers some with needles on the string and others with feathers.

Another act that amazed me was the coca cola act. The performer brought on stage two coca cola bottles, one filled with clear water and the other one was empty. She layed down on stage with her legs up in the air and poured half of the water into her coochie. She kept her lips closed with her fingers and then stood up. She then positioned the other empty bottle to her vagina opening and urinated in the bottle "coca cola". How did she make coca cola out of water with her vagina? Very disturbing.

There were so many different acts. One lady came out and smoked an entire cigarette with her vagina muscles. Another one blew out birthday candles with her vagina muscles. Another drew a picture of a man with her vagina muscles. Another popped balloons with darts from her coochie. Keep in mind that these women were not the super model types. Most of them looked very old in their late 30's and some even looked as if they were in their late 40's. In fact none of them had nice stripper type figures. Most of them were chubby with big guts but that didn't stop them from showing their talents.

The finale was the live show. A very smallish girl, she looked about 15 years walked onto the stage completely naked and immediately after the music changed to a slow jam. That's when I knew I was about to see something that my eyes could never unsee. Then a completely naked man followed her. Yup you guessed right! They were about to do the DO! We watched live porn. I couldn't believe it!They did moves that hoes couldn't even attempt. Upside down the pole, sideways, and any position you can imagine times 10. It was quite disturbing. There was also a lesbian sexing performance. The entire show was an hour long and repeated afterwards.

It is a very different type of entertainment but you gotta be careful of these thai women. They are vicious! So the bartender that served us drinks kept coming back to sit next to my man. Each time she would rub his head or his thigh or even lay her head on his shoulders. I was sitting right next to him but do they care? Nop!! You mess around and they will steal your man right before your eyes. I thought the whole thing was hilarious. I finally got to see this show and i think anyone visiting should definitely see it. It is comparable to things done in Vegas except Vegas is way calmer than this. Stay tuned for more tales from Thailand.

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